Nasty Boys

 

 Madame:  Representative, is it true that people who smoke get rear-ended more often?
Rep. Bob Allen:   Hi sailor, got a light?

Rep. Bob Allen, a co-chairman of John McCain's Florida presidential campaign, is accused of trying to charge a cop $20 for oral sex.

Rep. Bob Allen, R-Merritt Island, was booked into the Brevard County jail on a charge of solicitation to commit prostitution, the Orlando Sentinel reported, then released on $500 bail. The charge, a second-degree misdemeanor, is punishable by a year in county jail and a $500 fine.

Titusville police told the Sentinel that they were carrying out a burglary detail in a city park when they saw a disheveled, unshaven man enter and leave the park restroom three times. They decided to send in an undercover officer; minutes later, they told the Sentinel, the man knocked on the stall door and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20. Allen, 48, is married with a daughter, according to his legislative bio. First elected in 2000, Allen is the chairman of the House Committee on Energy.

In March, he co-sponsored HB269, the Lewdness and Indecent Exposure Bill, which proposed enhanced penalties for "offenses involving unnatural and lascivious acts or exposure or exhibition of sexual organs committed within specified distance of certain locations." The bill never made it to a vote.

About six years ago, he was one of 21 Florida legislators to sign Gov. Jeb Bush's friend-of-the-court brief supporting the state's ban on gays adopting children."Practically as soon as he got into office, he wanted to go on record as being anti-gay,"  said Rainbow Democratic Club secretary Carol Bartsch. 

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Sen. David Vitter: Do most women think a gambling casino is a good place to meet a man?
 Madame:  I'll lay ya eight to five…or ten to midnight!

Senator Caught In "D.C. Madame" Scandal

Louisiana Sen. David Vitter, whose telephone number was disclosed by the so-called "D.C. Madame" accused of running a prostitution ring, says he is sorry for a "serious sin" and that he has already made peace with his wife.

"This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible," Vitter said Monday in a printed statement. "Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there — with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way."

A Harvard graduate and Rhodes scholar, the 46-year-old Vitter was elected to his current office in 2004, becoming the first Republican from Louisiana elected to the Senate since Reconstruction. He represented Louisiana's 1st Congressional District in the House from 1999 to 2004.

In the House, Vitter succeeded GOP Rep. Robert Livingston, who was in line to replace Newt Gingrich as speaker until Livingston admitted to extramarital affairs and quit Congress. Livingston had been a critic of President Clinton, calling on him to resign over his affair with Monica Lewinsky.

Vitter and his wife, Wendy, live in Metairie, La., with their four children.

Vitter said his wife has forgiven him, but CBS News correspondent Bob Fuss reports she seemed less forgiving in an interview in 2000 when President Clinton's adultery was in the news.

"I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary," she said. "If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

Lorena Bobbitt, in a 1993 case that drew worldwide attention, cut-off her husband's penis during an argument.

Do you suppose ol' Dave went with Jack Burkman to get their 'massages'?

The phone number for GOP political operative/conservative pundit, John (Jack) M. Burkman Jr. – Principal J.M. Burkman & Associates, Arlington, VA – appears in the database of phone records of the ‘DC Madame.’

You remember Republican strategist Jack Burkman- the man that defended right-wing Ann Coulter, who
declared that “within hours of those [World Trade Center] towers going down,” the wives of victims of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks “were ready to make money and exploit this tragedy!”

My…my…my! What shall we do with these nasty boys?

Rudy Giuliani
The former New York City mayor and presidential candidate has been married three times. Both his prior marriages ended after extramarital affairs. His first marriage was annulled by the Roman Catholic Church because he and his wife were second cousins. Giuliani married his current wife in 2003.
John McCain
The senator and presidential candidate has acknowledged engaging in extramarital affairs before his divorce from his first wife.
Newt Gingrich
The former speaker of the House divorced his second wife after having an affair with a congressional staffer, whom he later married. He married his first wife — his former high school geometry teacher — at age 19 and divorced her 19 years later, while she was undergoing cancer treatment.

And the list goes on and on—

 

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