State of the Swamp

OMGAWD, with tiny hand-jive a’flapping, clapping for himself, his cotton candy comb-over glinting in the light of attention he resembled a D-list  Leni Riefenstahl  extravaganza.  For an hour and a half he droned on, and on, and on and on, taking credit for Obama’s accomplishments. What a crushing bore! Trump has all the gravitas of a tapeworm and his simulacra of sincerity describing victims of tragedy was exceptionally creepy. It’s time for history’s favored karma to flush this charlatan and his diarrhea of fascist wanna-be’s in the sewer.

Kellyanne are ya listening?